mai 2013
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
things i have learned from school:
how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes
me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this
childblood:
puppetcams:
The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
omfg
royalteens:
i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
rockpapertheodore:
pan2dapan:
cerberusdad:
i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie
oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
comemorninglighte:
sunsetmugging:
captainodair:
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
2treehill:
lms if u remember in middle school when they changed the multiplication sign from x to •
